worldofthecutestcuties:

Heard a loud noise and went to check. Something tells me these two had something to do with it.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Heard a loud noise and went to check. Something tells me these two had something to do with it.

(via softgrungekingkong)

Reblog if you would date a robot. I’m not a robot I’m just asking for a friend. I have skin.

punlich:

kiloueka:

punlich:

kiloueka:

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

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I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • me: i'm so lonely
  • person: hey
  • me: leave me alone

dutchster:

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

wow that really got under your skin, how do you not find skeleton puns humerus

(via thedailylaughs)

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*
humpkin-pie:

peaceful times before the skeleton war

humpkin-pie:

peaceful times before the skeleton war

(via kingsleyyy)

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

evilregalstrong:

ourpizzagang:

pizza is the only love triangle i want

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(via strangeparkings)

manaphy:

if you do giveaways you deserve a pat on the back cause i cant even give up a cheeto without hesitation or regret 

(via sniffing)

axelstiel:

DO YOUR PHYSICS, FUCKBOY

axelstiel:

DO YOUR PHYSICS, FUCKBOY

(via perks-of-being-chinese)